Sunday, July 24, 2011

5 ways to make people around you laugh or smile as a silent break.

1.    1. Before enter  washroom call people near u n say this with a cute smile  “bye bye will come back soon”

2.     2.When your mom asked u taste the meal she had cooked; taste it n said “well good n tasty. Bravo u just follow the way I teach u in cook”

3.     3.When someone ask a answer for a tough question n u couldn’t answer them just paused a second n say “ hmmm I guess I know the answer but please let me refresh my kidney to think well again the answer”

4.     4.When your sister ask you “what to write some more uh??? It not enough”. Then u reply “ write la about charming prince, awesome waterfall, magic spells, rainbow, white shining unicorn, flower’s petals as your bed etc. will get more than enough”

5.     5.When people ask you “why u crying?” Then reply them “ too many toxic in water form inside my body so I’m defusing it”

Thursday, July 21, 2011

STORY 1:Malarchiyin Thodarchi...(CLIMAX)

"Oik! peayi ille naathan Prem; enakku ne kaithiyagavum unakku na kaithiyagavum kaathuthu idayil irukure inthe kambi. Seekirem kathavai tire. Engge suru suruppa mugathe alambithu dress eh change pannithu va; veliye poganum avasarama." endran paraparappage Prem. "Vilayadathey,mudiyathu.Mani enna ippo?? ethuku veliye??? enne vishyam sollu inggeye" endral kangalai thudaithu kondu Mangai. "Ennodu ippo vantha eppothum poley nambe peasalam; vareley... naam inimey peasa maathom, Deal or not Deal??? Ore vaarthai oh hooonu vaalakai. Eppudi vasathi???" mirathalum kalanthe vilayathumai kealvi pothan Prem.

"Uhff...nillu varen..10 mints wait pannu inggeye. Thidirnu sollamey vantha ittene maniku vaasaleye taan nirke veippen" perumuchukku piragu siru kobathudan solli vittu arakke parake mugathai alambi kondu, udaiyai maathri, pothu vaithu, thalai vaari; tanathu tolaipeasiyayum pana paiyayum eduthu kondu vaasaluku virainthaal Mangai. Kathavai poothiye vannam "poolaam va aanal seekirem vanthuranum. Naalaiku velei irukku" endru deallukku deal poathal Mangai. "Ceri ceri deal. Va va kelambu" endru Prem solle iruvarum kilambinaargal. 20 nimidam kalinthathu car in payanathukulle. Paadalgalodu iruvarum muulgi iruntanar. Prem 7 eleven kadaiku arugil car ai niruthi vithu akkakadaikul sendru sila norukku teenigalum tannir bottle galai vaangi kondu vanthan. Mangai puriyaamal avanai nookinal. Mangai avanai parpathu arinthum ariyaamal car ai seluthina Prem. 10 nimidatirku piragu maalai poluthai kalike udarpayirchi seiyum puungavirku aruge car ai niruthian Prem. "Vaange madam veliye. Idam vanthuruchu" endru solli konde norukku teenigal paiyudan veagamai sendran oru naarkaaliyin aruge amare.

Puriyathe Mangai tanathu talaiyai asaithu vithu methuvaage aven amanthirukum naarkaliyai nookki nadanthaal. "Va va urkaaru" endram Prem vaayil norukkugal asai pothu konde. Mangai amere pathendru neer bottle ai eduthu "intha kudi, rombe nerama aluvire kannule tanni vatri pooi irukkum. Refill panniko appurem continue pannu alugaye.. evlo neram taan keathukithu irukarathu alugaye ippo paarpom. Lets start the show please Miss Mangai" endran Prem kurumbaage. Oru neende muraippuku piragu Mangaiyin ital oorathil oru siru punnagai malere aarambithathu. "Enne sirikire??? na ale sonnen unne not smile wokey Ms.Mangai" marubadiyum kindalage Prem solle aven kaiyil oru siru killel vilunthathu Mangaiyidam irunthu. Killi vithu satrendru elunthaal Mangai. Minnal vegathil aval karangalai patrinaan Prem. "Ale sonna enge pore" endran Prem sirippudan. Mangayin italil poothe siru punnagai eeramane roja ondru mulumaiyaage malarnthathu polavey mealum malarnthathu avanidathil.

"Appadi sirichachu...inthe sirippe thuungum mun keathuthu thungalam nu nenachen kidaikaley. konjam varutham irunthuchu. Na inthe sirippe paarthutan thunganumnu Kadavul soldran Prem paakuran" endran Prem punnagaiyodu. Aval sirithu konde nadakke virainthu sendraan Prem norukku teenigal nirainthe paiyodu. Minnal veagathil arukil ulle orkid malarai parithu neethinan Mangaiyai nooki. "Sorry mathiyam un kealvikku rombe harsh ha answer pannithen.sonne varthai unnei ivlo nooge adikanum etir paakale na.Sorry inimey ippadi vaarthaiye avasare pathu vide maathen. Inthe poo polavey epothu vannam maaramalum, vaadamalum malarnthe vannamaai iru sirippuden. Enakku ivlo selavu irukathule" endran Prem norukku teeni paiyai uyaramage kaiyil yeanthi kaathi sirithu konde. "Evanavathu parthaan nee pove parichathey sethe mavaney. Enakkum ithukum sambantham ille. Po maathuney" endral avalin unmaiyaane kurumbu tanathodu. "Haiyo yoo paavi kavuthithiye. Its ok paravaley evvalavo taangurom itey taange maathomah. Irunthalum evanum parthu maatikirathukulle va veethuku odidalam" endru Mangaiyin karathai sirithum tayakkam indri patri kondu siru pillai oodham edutaan Prem. Oodhatin idaiye Mangayin manam kealvi ondrai eluppiyathu. "Avannidathil mathum eppadi inthe sirippu endrum pookirathu????"...Avannidathil mathum poothe Sirippu..^_^


STORY 1:Avanidathil mathum poothe sirippu...(PART 1)

Theambi theambi aluthu kondirunthal Mangai. Tanathu talaiyanaiye endrum avalin kannerai thudaikum kaikuthei. Palar kuuriye kadunchorkal avalai meendum kaaye paduthiyathu. Theeyilnaal sudhe pun ull aarum; aarathey naavinaal sudde vadu..atey taaan namathu Mangayin nilamei ikkganam....aaratha kaayengel irukaiyiley marroru sol avalai meendum seendiyathu..

"Allari poove neeye; un vazhi naaney" Mangayin kaitholai peasiyin alaippu padal olithathu.Perum muchukku piragu alaipai yeatral. Amaithiyai maunam saathital. "Vanakam" endru Prem yin kural.."Makkal Vanakam" endral Mangai thimiragavum thembum kuraludanum.."Hey alukiraya?? enna achu" endran Prem. "ille,Onnum ille" endral Mangai. "Solriya ippo yean ethuku alukire?" endru thuruvi thuruvi keatan Prem. "Appadi taan, na adikadi ippaditaan silar solre vaartheiye keathu bathil solla mudiyamal manam veathani pathu aluven" endral Mangai.

"Hey. sorry sorry naa venumnu unnei nooge adikaley.Chumma unnei kove paduthi paarthen avlo taan" taan mathiyam kadunchollal avalin kealviku bathil sonnethu vilayathu endru tan tarappu vaathathai koddinan Prem."Vidu, ithu nee mathum ille innum palar ippaditaan, enakku palasu lam nyabagam vanthuruchu ataan alugai niruthe mudiyaley" endral aluthu konde Mangai." Nee poi thuungu ,naalaiku velei iruku le. Naan alutha niruthe mudiyathu avlo seekirathule" endral Mangai. "Its ok, nee alu na keakuren evlo nerem nee alugirenu" sirippudan kalanta konjalumaai sonnan Prem. "Pandi, ennei ale vechu paakurathu avlo santhosama unakku??peasamey phone eh cut pannu ille na vechuduven" endru veruppuden sonnal Mangai.

"Nee call eh cut panne!!!!!!!! inimey nambe uravum uhm cut" endru bayapaduthinan Prem. Mangai enne seivathu ariyaamal thodarnthu theambi theambi alutaal. Alugayin nadu naduve tan varuthatayum aval kanneerin muthu pol muthu muthage kurinaal. "Innerem en Priya kude iruntha ennei alli anaithu enakku thol koduthirupaal, na rombe miss pandre avleey" endru tanathu uyir thozhiyai patri eduthuraithal. 15 nimidham 30 nimidam aanathu, piragu oru mani neram aanathu...Mangayin alugai nirkeve villai.Prem uhm alaipilaye irunthan; aval sollum vaarthaiku uhm kothi kondirunthan. 

"Tok! Tok!.. Mangai veethu vaasal katavu tathum oosai. Aval mathum thaniye veethi.Iravu mani 10.30. Ippoluthu yaar ena yosithal Mangai. Velaiku vanthe piragu tanakendru oru veethai vaadhagaiku eduthu taniye kudi irukiral oru adukkumaadikal nirainthe viduthi paguthiyil. "Yean alugai nindru vithathu??"endru vinaavinan Prem. "Enne un pakkem irunthu etho satham varuthu..ennathai uruthikithu irukke?" mealum vinavinan Prem.  "Peasame iru..yaaro kathaive thathurange..yaarunu paakuren,call cut pannirava??" ival kealviku bathilum solli matru oru kealvi elupinaal." Venam venam call on le irukathu..D'campus plan taaney no worry..nee pooi paaru then vanthu continue pannu alugaye" endran Prem kurumbaage. Uhfff endre perum muuchudan tholai peasiyai eduthu kondu veethu vaasal kathavin pakkem irukku kannadiyai thiranthal Mangai. "Eswaraaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!" endre tidukku kuraludan tigathu nindral Mangai kathavai tirakkamaley....(Malarum.....)


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tavikkiren

Kaalai Kathiraven Varudum Mun- Ennai 
Un Swassam Varudhatho....
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Un Kaalai Kural Sorpanathilirunthu Kalainthide Seithidatho....
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